Kunstler Shizer

I couldn’t spell that exactly right as I don’t know where the German letters live on this computer. Its the title of this artwork for the album of the same name by the awesome Alex’s Hand… Check out their music here:


I haven’t integrated the titles over the top yet, but the picture is based on the idea of ‘kunstler shizer’, so I imagined a bunch of awful, vapid conceptual art all chucked together (possibly in a massive bin?). There are also some sort of colon-like extrusions in there. Yum.


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Absurdist Nonsense- A Work in Progress

This is something I’m working on. And yes, it is supposed to be absolutely ridiculous. As its a work in progress its pretty much patched together so there are some misalignments etc, but since I’ll have to re-scan when its done I couldn’t quite be arsed to go through the business of tweaking it. This file is also pretty massive… My computer is old and curmudgeonly and today has taken against jpegs for no discernible reason. Oh technology… Forever beyond my grasp.


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The Monday Melt

Good morning. On Saturday I thought I would draw some pictures about wrestling. I was thinking mainly about flesh and violence; lots of gouging and blood and tears and viscera. Hilariously this has not come across AT ALL. As with all doodles the salient thought when I look back on them is ‘Wow… Porn-tastic.’ I mean, really. But then, who cares? I figure they can be like the Rorschach test. Maybe some people will see a happy land of… um… Coral?



Coral porn?


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Morituri Te Salutant

Here are some characters that form part of an illustration I am doing for the Museum of London. This is the kind of project I love- it features many of my favourite things: History, fighting, and scantily clad men! I will post the final image at some stage in the future if I remember, and will probably write something about the event its for, because it sounds AWESOME.

One of these isn’t coloured in because I didn’t end up using it


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Beware the Suburbs

Its been a mad few weeks. In conjunction with getting some freelance work, my computer died a horrible gargling death right before the deadline. Hours were spent on the phone to remote IT departments in far off lands, who ultimately were unable to help. I also had the flu. It was a less than ideal situation all round. I managed to get the work done with the help of my friends, sent everything in, then locked myself out of my house… at 11.30 at night. Once again rescued by my friends. They are the tops.

So, everything seemed to be back on track, and I have some more freelance work which is brilliant, so what do I do? I manage to break the cable on my cintiq. Seriously. Something is cosmically out-of-whack right now, because everything really good is followed by something really bad is followed by something really good etc ect… its exhausting! I hope the new cable arrives soon (eugh, so expensive) because I’ve been spoiled by the cintiq. Working on a regular wacom tablet now seems like the clunkiest process in the world… How was I ever okay with this?

Anyway, suffice to say, there will be a hiatus in my comic while I get this professional work done (by the skin of my teeth yet again). In the mean time, here is some work in progress. I’m working on a series of loosely narrative images about a fictional Suburban town. I’ve decided not to go into clean-up on this until I have the cintiq up and working again, and as you can see I managed to miss a bit when I was scanning.


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Cartoon and Characters

The cartoon has been delayed by a week because I was working on something else. So, here are some characters from the ‘something else’, followed by the cartoon. The characters are supposed to make history appealing to kids.





And the next part of my on-going mystery…


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Here is a picture I did loosely themed around Walpurgisnacht, which is the eve of May Day. May Day is one of my favourite celebrations of the year, because it is so unabashedly pagan. People who might be pretty straight-laced throughout the rest of the year put flowers in their hats and run around after mad-looking effigies of god-knows-what banging drums, or dance around phallic symbols, or cover themselves in straw. I might do a colour version of this picture, just because I like colouring in! If it’s any good I’ll post it later.


And here is the next part of my Cornish mystery…


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And Then…

I had two pictures to post today but I didn’t have time to upload the second one so I’ll have to do it tomorrow. This is the next part of my on-going mystery


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Smugglers Cove

The mystery continues… I know, I know, only one page this week, sorry! I know you literally cannot sleep for not knowing why there are a small number of discoloured sea birds in a fictional seaside town, but fear not: the next one should be ready sooner.


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The Mystery of the Psychedelic Seagulls Continued






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